Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by drivl)

What, no dri-bottoms? What kind of torture have you found for your kids?! Are you forcing them to use the litter box now?!

(Submitted by Laurie )

Oh, dear this is just awful. It's like watching a train wreck. You don't want to look but you just can't help your self. No Dri-bottoms. He is now left with a cat and 107 sickly Azaleas.

(Submitted by Annna)

You know, our cats just went outside. I bet toddlers could be trained to do that too.

(Submitted by George)

I cannot believe I am still here... I'm scared..

(Submitted by Zoctan)

If you've made it this far, you're either really bored or you are trying to find an excuse for not doing homework.

(Submitted by Dynamo)

A trip all the way to Wal- Mart just for one bag of cat litter? That must have been one nasty, disgusting, vile smelling litter box.

(Submitted by eatglue)

that's cause there were no dri bottoms there! derek has bought out their entire stock! oh noooo

(Submitted by Cheri)

It's a sad day when ya gotta charge $2.10 on the Visa card for the cat litter!

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Perhaps there are no dri-bottoms because as Derek just told us...his wife is now his ex. I think we all need to try to be a little more sensitive on the dri-bottom thing. Derek, if you need to talk about it...we're here for you, Buddy.

(Submitted by Trevor)

I've made that single item cat litter run a few times. If you run out of Dri- bottoms, you can just leave the kid in the bath tub overnight, but the damn cats will just climb out.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Dynamo: Have you ever had to live with a cat that's pissed because its litter box needs changing? It's not pretty.

(Submitted by Alfred E. Morlock)

I do believe I've found the first receipt on which Dalliance has posted a comment. Now if I could only find that damn event horizon, a case of Rod Taylors, and a telephone box inhabited by Keanu Reeves (sigh), we could really do something here..................

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

I think the first posting by Dalliance was 23 July 97.

(Submitted by Geoff )

Just use the equation: tn = t1 + (n-1)d

(Submitted by Merlin )

How can the cat make doots? It rarely gets any food. It must be as thin as a reed by now.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

LET'S GO SHOPPING SOME WHERE ELSE I BEG YOU, PLEASE!

(Submitted by susieonprozac )

Hello,I'm a blast from the, well future I suppose

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Even if i wasn't smokin right now i'd let out a big sigh. hugghhh. a contented sigh. a relaxed sigh. a i've finally come home sigh. This site... these people...i'm finally convinced that everything's going to be okay. The world doesn't suck. Well, the world still sux but at least its not, you know, 100% sucky. in everlasting love, Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

Geoff wha the hell are you talking about?

(Submitted by poop bucket )

maybe you should try a snow shovel instead of kitty litter to... wait, never mind

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

I find this is not helping my anxiety/panic disorder....

(Submitted by Clara )

People, pay attention! His wife left in October '98. this is only February!! She's still there. And Dynamo, it must've been pretty bad seeing as he hasn't bought any kitty litter since Aug. '97 Yikes!