Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

Oh, that's sweet, you bought a Fashion Clea doll for your kid. (Clea, of course, is Clea Duvall, the sassy plus- sized star of her own eponymous short-lived sitcom. And even more short- lived Fashion Doll.)

(Submitted by April)

Do you actually *use* all the gardening stuff you buy? You're probably Wal*Mart's best customer when it comes to potting soil, azaelas, saucers, and clay pots. And diapers.

(Submitted by Max)

Shannon Cock is up to her old tricks again. Terminal 11 hussy

(Submitted by playa Chris)

Ohh! now you buy the red pots.

(Submitted by Matthew)

would someone remind me why i'm still reading these again??

(Submitted by Enigma)

Because you're sick and sad. And what's worse you can't sit and enjoy your fetish silently like the rest of us. Nooo, you have to 'comment on it. Asking the whole walmart world to justify your obsession. You got issues, man

(Submitted by Channon )

No oreos yet?! Give the kids a cookie once in a while!

(Submitted by Geoff )

Well during a movie everything has to bve perfect so he must always be touching up his garden.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Derek, I would dearly love to hear what the Wal-Mart workers say about you after you leave the store.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT'S WITH THE FASHION THING, I HOPE YOU AREN'T BUYING CLOTHES IN WALMART!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Merlin>> As of yet nobody has vocalized thier recognition of him. -=-=-=Geoff>> The exciting part will near the end of the movie when Matt Krieg says, "Derek, I am your father". Then derek will battle Matt with the trowel and claw hammer and Matt will try to prevail through the inherent evil of being a walmart employee. Then when it is proven that he cannot stand against the might of derek he will call upon the hordes of mindless shoppers that call walmart their master. I don't want to give away the endeing though. Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

That doesn't make any sense, considering that derek is part of those hordes of mindless shoppers. quack