Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

Woo Hoo! Kiddie's three wheelin!

(Submitted by lynn)

and maybe finally out of dri- bottoms?

(Submitted by Brian)

Oh, God, is your ex-wife soliciting birds now? I hope "Divorce" turns up on these reciepts soon!

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

I bet you installed the potty seat in the tricycle? And $6 for some hicks isn't a bad deal...although I could have sent you some from down south where I am

(Submitted by atevik)

God went through a lot of trouble to learn how to cast plagues of locusts, and you just go waltzing into Wal- Mart and buy insect control for $3.96. Upstart.

(Submitted by JMB)

My God, WHYYYYY?????????????

(Submitted by Gidget)

Aw, Derek...you DO care. It's my birthday and you bought me a Trowel & a Hicks Yew10. How did you know that I've always wanted a Hicks Yew10.

(Submitted by Sleeve)

Maybe if you didn't feed the birds, they'd eat the bugs for you. And go easy on the styling gel, you shouldn't need to trowel it in. Maybe the wife was trowelling the facial care stuff. I'm glad to see the tricycle won: WBS 10, Tricycle 12.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

He bought the bird feeder to attract birds for the cat to eat so he doesn't have to buy any more cat treats. Smart shopping, Derek!

(Submitted by Croptop)

Hmmmm. 2 Facial care items, a spray bottle, styling gel and a TROWEL!!?!? Just how ugly was your wife?

(Submitted by Ivana Trumperlot)

The styling gel is because he's tres mousse (work that out).

(Submitted by macboysf)

Derek is a single man now... and ready to enter the dating pool... He left his wife for Ms. Koch, but he has a cheating heart. Now he thinks he a player and is trying to win over the checker at terminal 09.

(Submitted by al )

the checker at 9 is sure to be impressed with a 12" tricycle and a trowel. Oh, and not to mention all the hicks.

(Submitted by Geoff )

I s'pose your Chore Boy and Elisa waere getting lonely, so you picked 'em up some hicks?

(Submitted by Merlin )

The curling iron from the previous receipt, and all the other female fix-up stuff, remind me of that old song: "You painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair. Ruby are you contemplatin' goin' out somewhere? ... Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town."

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

A SPRAY BOOTLE, TO COOL YOU OFF YOU HORNY BOY!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

I just recently figured our that young derek is a fan of techno/industrial music but actually dislikes country music, which might make him an outcast in Fargo. There is this band that was fairly well-known when this receipt was printed by the name of "Gravity Kills". Does anyone like them, because I think they are pretty good. Timmy!

(Submitted by pba )

hey man, nice shot

(Submitted by Amanda! )

you didn't seem to go to walmart much in June. Was everything ok?

(Submitted by Quackers )

I needa get me a trowel...quack

(Submitted by Looney )

OK, so he got the new scanner at the last purchase and now we get a blurred cover over his credit card info? Interesting. sometimes I just want to go to be at a decent time, but this crapping computer seems to be a attention magnet...especially with quality web sites as this! Oh well, better call it quits before I'm honery in the morning for work. Hi-ho :)