Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Claire)

Gee, were those twix and almond joy bars good?

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

What in God's name is Gravel Cleaner?

(Submitted by BearKat80)

You must have bought those pantyhose for me - I turned 18 on that day.

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

Dang it honey, the gravel's dirty again. It's got, uh, dirt on it. And stuff. Could you run on down to the Wal-Mart...

(Submitted by atevik)

I'm sure all the Wal-Mart employees were real eager to celebrate Grandparents. YEAH GRANDPARENTS! WOO! Thanks for your comprehensive coupon clipping, eager attendance at Early Bird sales, but mostly for all the lengthy monologues disguised as questions about our products. Saying thanks just wasn't enough, so we printed it on all our receipts-do we know how to party or what?

(Submitted by dyverge)

Are there any other kind of Twix besides caramel? And Gravel Cleaner? Makes it clean and sparkly?

(Submitted by corvalin)

Yes, there are peanut butter twix.

(Submitted by Cheri)

Must be some good pot you're growing. You've had a case of the munchies for a while. Better stock up again on the Free & Clear face cleaner 'cuz chocolate will give you zits.

(Submitted by Miss Ma'am)

5/27/00....just to see if ppl still add comments ...

(Submitted by Paul t.)

the gravel cleaner is for the fishtank

(Submitted by pandora)

derek, can we talk? this new wife of yours seems awfully high maintenance. she sure goes through panty hose and nail goods, huh? if you need a second job i hear walmart 1581 is hiring.

(Submitted by Jenn )

I live in New York where it seems peanut butter twix does not exist

(Submitted by Geoff )

How can one live without the marvel that is peanut butter twix. Definately not as good as peanut butter M&Ms though.

(Submitted by Merlin )

I have been thinking it all over and realized that with the fish, the lizard, the birds in the yard, the squirrels, the cat, and the soil and plants, Derek is designing an independent eco- system. Rather like "Silent Running". The saucers will carry it all into space!

(Submitted by Toast )

Now I'm beginning to figure this out! Merlin is really NYC FASHION GIRL!! Yeah, I get it now. As I read through all of Derek's receipts, the last comment on every page USED to be from NYC FASHION GIRL, who apparently didn't know how to take off the caps lock. She disappears, and mysteriously enough, Merlin appears!! I've unlocked the secret!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEREK, ARE YOU USING THOSE PANTYHOES TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU STOPPED SHAVING YOUR LEGS?

(Submitted by poodlefart )

um... toast... I just think that NYCFASHIONGIRL (one of my favorite young contributors) just found this site after Merlin, and since no one contributes on a first read through of this epic except these few, it looks like they're working together. Merlin showed signs of genius, but not enough to mask himself as NYCgirl, an obvious Korean.

(Submitted by poodlefart )

today is april something, 2001

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

April 22. Poodlefart, now everybody knows i've got nothing against Koreans, and of course i've heard the phrase about short and sweet (comments), and i think it is good to talk good about people, and i'm sure NYCWEIRDFASHIONGIRL is smart, but i have to say that her comments aren't as clever as those posted by boy genius merlin. I WOULD like to say that such fanatical devotion and protection of an individual as you display is only warranted in the case of DerGodek. Timmy!

(Submitted by Carolina )

Mmmm...Almond Joy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

no no no, you guys have it all wrong, gravel cleaner is cleaner made FROM gravel. quack

(Submitted by someone )

SOMEONE goes through alot of pantyhose...forget the Dri- Bottoms, let's talk nylon!