Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Shufler)

Heh, is that what human skulls went for back in '97? Hmm. Aim N Flame? I bet my flame thrower is better. Not to mention, that DOEdorant. Is that some deer killing device?

(Submitted by Sam)

eh..i could get a skull for less

(Submitted by GRiM)

POLISH remover? First you buy human skulls, then you torch 'em, then you buy fragrances to cover 'em up, and NOW you're trying to get rid of the Polish? FOR SHAME!

(Submitted by talvin)

well back on july 14, he bought deODERant,I think ryan hoage needs to do a better job. although the cookie stacking contest was nice.

(Submitted by Lone Wolf)

Did you use the Head Cleaner to Clean the Skull? Get it, Head, Skull?, Good one, huh?

(Submitted by mr pants)

wtf???

(Submitted by Brian)

Now I get it....you killed your wife. With a flamethrower. And bought a second skull to throw cops off the track: "I was just decorating early for Halloween!" Cunning. Maybe the skull belonged to one of those grandparents Wal Mart is "celebrating." Always wondered what happened to those seniors who give you your carts.

(Submitted by Ricky Martin)

Wow! Wal-Mart Celebrates Grandparents! That's terrific.

(Submitted by I eat Spam for breakfast)

Can't you see? This guy's a racist. He's trying to rid this great country of the people who descended from Poland. Shame in attempting to remove the polish! Shame! Shame!

(Submitted by Bread Toaster)

he bought doedorant he must have DEER haha

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Human Skull??? Is it just me, or does this guy really want people to think he's a serial killer? P.S. ATTENTION WAL*MART: "Doedorant" is correctly spelled: Deodorant. Get it right people.

(Submitted by dyverge)

This is a great one. Human Skull, Aim N' Flame, it's just beautiful. Burning bodies everywhere!

(Submitted by Shimi Buku)

$8 for a human skull! I woulda sold you mine for a buck twenty-five.

(Submitted by Dog Doo)

You crasy crasy Americans! What in Dante's inferno do you do on Grandparents Day? Sit around sucking on your dentures??????????????????

(Submitted by me)

what the fuck is wal-mart doing selling human skulls?!?!?!?!?! damn it's been a while since i've been there...

(Submitted by Sleeve)

OK, so I'm picturing that WallyWorld got all the Halloween stuff out, and Derek got motivated to buy a human skull to scare the little kiddies away. AND FOR THOSE WHO DARE RING THE BELL? Aim 'n' Flame, baby! I take my Spiderman medium rare.

(Submitted by not Emo)

*** I got a cobra snake for a necktie *** I got a brand new house on the roadside *** Made out of rattlesnake hide *** I got a brand new chimney built on top *** Made out of a human skull *** Now come on baby let's take a walk *** And tell me who do you love? *** Who do you love? *** Who do you love? *** Who do you love? *** Who do you love? *** Who do you love? ***

(Submitted by Twinkles)

Fragrance and doederant? Them Dri-Bottoms must be starting to ripen out in the garden!

(Submitted by pandora)

this is my new favorite receipt. the trip was worth it for this.

(Submitted by Insane 1)

I think Derek has a problem offensive smelling deer. The way I take care of that is with a Slug from my hunting rifle. 7-18-00

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

That reminds me of a Dennis the Menace cartoon.. he walks into the kitchen holding a skull and says "Hey Mom, look what I found in Mr Wilson's head!"

(Submitted by coal chamber freak !!! )

ya know u could get a free human skull at a cementery dude all ya gotta do is dig my man ! dig !

(Submitted by Geoff )

I wonder if the Aim-N-Flame is part of his plan to wipe out the Polish. If thats true than meyabe he bought the human skull so he could study its physiology so that he could know all their weaknesses.

(Submitted by Michelle )

Ok, i really wantto know what "Human Skull" really is!

(Submitted by Webster )

SKULL: the skeleton of the head of a vertebrate forming a bony or cartilaginous case that produces a hollow thud when struck with a blunt object.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Perhaps I'll go back to my Ted Kachinsky theory.

(Submitted by cmp )

dammit, man ... you should've checked aisle 6. they had human spleens on sale 3 for a buck!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

RYAN NEEDS DEO, YOU GOT THE CLEAR KIND, RIGHT?

(Submitted by Tinkerbelle )

i love this receipt. this is worth staying up till the wee hours of the morning for. i'm never going to sleep again, i'll just stay awake reading derek's receipts...i think i am falling in love with this man. why must he be taken? why?!?!?!?

(Submitted by poodlefart )

it's been three years since Derek bought the headcleaner and the human skull. Anyone seen Chore Boy or Black Elisa? Or Timmy!? I'm scared now to press next. and why isn't there a next button on the bottom. scroll scroll scroll

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Chore boy detained me at the border but i used a sophisicated method of teleportation to get passed him. During my last conversation with our God i asked him about the polish remover he said we were right in assuming that it wasn't for nails. Apparently it is the slavik language of the poles and he has somewhat of a problem with how guttural it sounds. He's not trying to get rid of the people, just the language. So stop worrying, people, it won't be missed. Timmy!

(Submitted by Kui's Mom )

Its good to know that Walmart celebrates Grandparents. (I'm a little scared of the human skull, and the aim and flame, but whatever floats your boat!)

(Submitted by Usagi )

Maresy dotes and doedorants and little lammsy divey...

(Submitted by Carolina )

Thank you! Now I know where I can find that human skull I've been wanting!

(Submitted by Quackers )

20 bucks says that Michelle and Webster are the same person. also i wanna sate for the record that dog doo is now my favorite person of all time. quack

(Submitted by Quackers )

sate=state