Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Justin)

Blood Worms, yum

(Submitted by Brian)

Hope you do some good writting in that noteook. Maybe trying to break into the Kids Book field? 96 cents...just think of the royalties!

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

first he buys a single boot. now a single scissor?

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

"Derek... Ryan Hoage here. I was just looking through the books and I noticed it's been about 40 days since you last shopped with us. You haven't been visiting... other stores, have you? You know Derek, Wal-Mart has everything you need. Why go to another store? There is no reason for you to go to any other store. Don't try to be different, Derek. People won't like you if you try to be different. Seasons greetings and happy holidays."

(Submitted by Byron)

"Resistance is futile" -The Wal-Mart Borg

(Submitted by Pixel)

total spentat walmart in 1998= $1916.13 total spent at walmart since first receipt= $3403.19

(Submitted by atevik)

I still remember the proud day I took home my first FLGB.

(Submitted by Michele)

My fish don't eat bloodworms that fast... someone must be helping them much those babies down.

(Submitted by Max)

note ook haha

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Pixel, meet Marco. Marco, meet Pixel. Max, meet Andre. Oh Andr

(Submitted by John Hurt)

I am not a FLGB!

(Submitted by jim)

the trykster is learning to read already?

(Submitted by Chris)

Don't you think the Klingons might get a little upset that you can buy a delicacy so cheaply?

(Submitted by Trevor)

I guess Derek's a real 'Disneyland Dad'...buying a kid a book after only 3 years...geez, he'll start to expect something every 3 years if you don't watch out!

(Submitted by Yu-huh)

just one question... what the hell is a blood worm?!?!? ... it sounds like some kind of olden age leech or something

(Submitted by james boyd johnson iv)

Hey mister are you some kind of fucking wierdo or something! I BET YOU ARE A CHILD MOLESTER OR SOMETHING AREN'T YOU YA FUCKIN FREAK THEIR GONNA HAUL YOUR DUMB ASS IF TO DA CIRCUS IF YOU DON"T STO ALL OF THIS STUPID SHIT!!!

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

That's a cheap laptop!

(Submitted by julie)

looks like the kid learned to read...so will he/she still be needing dri bottoms?

(Submitted by Merlin )

Almost Christmas again! Time for the grandmothers and grandfathers to visit. Better buy four new bed pillows, like last year! Buy some hooks to hang those all- purpose blood worms on the tree!

(Submitted by Tinkerbelle )

i'm glad you finally bought the kid a book derek. i was beginning to worry. you know that most of a child's developement is done during the first three years... don't wait any longer to educate the thing. first you don't ever potty train and now you are withholding education! shame on you.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

A KIDS BOOK AND A NOTEOOK? HUH? I HOPE YOUR KIDS WILL LEARN HOW TO SPELL RIGHT.

(Submitted by Usagi )

I guess you must have gifts and wrapping paper left over from last Christmas. Those bath sets can go a long way if you only give one bar of soap at a time.

(Submitted by Franczhesca )

You bought some pretty boring stuff on the day we got married...except for the bloodworms, I guess.