Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Claire)

Snacks and wipes??? Were they ass-wipes but chance?

(Submitted by talvin)

claire, I think if you had been paying attention to his prior purchases, you would know they were baby wipes. jeez.

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

I am hungry for snack. How much costs snack? Snack costs $2.50. Excellent. Two snack, please. Also I would like these reg 1.97 please.

(Submitted by Byron)

Cutain and.......oh no IT GOT CUT OFF. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(Submitted by Keoni)

Season's Greetings? Whot time you sellabrate Holiday Season in America? Help! Aloha, ~Keoni

(Submitted by Chewy)

Where's the Christmas shopping receipts? Did Derek forget to put them in the toaster box? Last year he at least bought some bath sets.

(Submitted by Feris)

Equate...is that Fermat's last therom you just bought there, bucko?

(Submitted by down_in_front)

Why buy curtains and butt wipe when curtains will work for both?

(Submitted by Mrs Beryl Hoag)

Ah Ryan, yes, he's like a fine bottle of vintage beaujolais...crisp, but not too severe...goes well with white meat...and has subtle aftertastes of blueberry and cinnamon.

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Chewy, I kind of figure the divorce happened round this time...refused to buy Christmas presents for the ex, spending all the rest of his money on lawyers so couldn't afford presents for the kids, and on top of all that, she took the freakin curtains, so he had to buy a new set!

(Submitted by kitten )

this was my birthday and all you bought was stupid stuff!!! geezz

(Submitted by Merlin )

I agree with you, Byron. It's enough to keep you awake nights. (Wait, I'm awake nights anyway.)

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT WAS RYAN WEARING TODAY?

(Submitted by poodlefart )

You're done reading 1998's receipts. i'm never having kids unless they change their own diapers and come with dry bottoms. I love this site, but i could do without those cheaters who only look up their birthdays and then complain. i'm reading all the way up through april 2001, thank you very much.

(Submitted by Sarah )

i can't read it!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Usagi )

How come one Reg $1.97 costs $1.00 and the other Reg $1.97 costs $1.66? I think they're ripping you off, man. Call the BBB pronto.