Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

Awww, Baby Shemp. You sure do like boots, don't you?

(Submitted by Tina)

Hey I thnk he found the other leg! Or did he wear the other boot out from hopping around on one leg?

(Submitted by Embs)

This makes four boots...a spare pair? Or are you some kind of mutant?

(Submitted by vatson)

A baby shimp! How cute!

(Submitted by --)

tits!

(Submitted by Whaletrainer32)

Wow! Its my birthday receipt!

(Submitted by Harry Casey)

Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your boot

(Submitted by JULIE)

ANOTHER BOOT!!!!!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Lately, something is missing from our relationship, Derek. The champagne has lost its fizz. I'm thinking seriously of giving you the boot.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHO'S RYAN'S FAVORITE DESIGNER?

(Submitted by Potsey )

He still hasn't bought laundry soap. Potsey

(Submitted by kat )

baby shmp...baby shampoo? what, is this the first time you've given the poor kid a bath?! shame on you!

(Submitted by sauce in butthole )

i eat poopoften

(Submitted by Amanda! )

was the casheir for this receipt hot?

(Submitted by Indomitus )

You should always buy your Shemps young, then let them ripen in a paper bag on the kitchen counter. Curlys, on the other hand, should be stored in the fridge. Only one boot? Is that why it was marked down?

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

And not just any shitty Baby Shemp, it's EQ Shemp for Derek's demon seed.