Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Chris W.)

What are the two hairy scars you bought?

(Submitted by Derek)

Well, since Useless Pages put the bug in your ear -- the cash register limits the number of characters you can use. The full name is "harry scarRY". It's a little plant glued to the top of a jack-o-lantern to resemble hair. Hence -- Hairy...scary... If you REALLY want to get interesting, check out 9/6/98's purchases....

(Submitted by Natasha)

Just curious-what size were the girls' briefs?

(Submitted by Dr. Plitt)

And how is my old buddy Matt Krieg?

(Submitted by Rhaeve)

That's not much merchandise for 26.46... I'd bring coupons at least. *laughs*

(Submitted by Scot)

You bought girls briefs & 35mm film...Is there something you're not telling us here? lol

(Submitted by Zio)

rofl Scot

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR INSINUATING THAT MATT KRIEG WOULD ALLOW THE SEEDS OF CHILD MOLESTATION TO BE PLANTED UNDER HIS HOLY NOSE. CHILD PORNOGRAPHY DOES NOT FIT INTO MATT KRIEG'S TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION PLAN, YOU DEPRAVED WORTHLESS HEATHEN. FOR SHAME, SCOT, AND MAY MATT KRIEG HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR TORTURED SOUL.

(Submitted by Cherdy )

Hmmm.. let's see, a light bulb, girls briefs, 35 mm film, and 2 hairy scars? All I have to say is: KINKY! P.S. Hairy scars... hahahaha

(Submitted by twerp)

Matt Krieg is evil. He killed Ryan Hoage. Enough said.

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Pants.. check. Shirt... check. hairy scars... GODDAMMIT!!! Who the F*CK Took my hairy scars again! sonofabitch!

(Submitted by like, omigod!)

Like, What's a Wal-mart?

(Submitted by Shimi Buku)

I remember once Matt and I got drunk, dressed up in girls briefs, and took pictures of our hairy scars.

(Submitted by Greeter In Training)

"Attention shoppers, in an effort to always sell for less, we've rolled back the price on item #2 from $3.50 to $3.34. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart....."

(Submitted by d-rock)

Purex is cheap crap.

(Submitted by ugh)

Three days later and back for another pack of briefs. I see the toilet training is going about as well as my son's did.

(Submitted by MR. SPARKY)

I went to school with Harry Scar...he always was an underachiever.

(Submitted by linda watt)

You know Harry Scar too? Small world... tell him Light Bulb said he always turned her on.

(Submitted by Dances with Matts)

Matt Krieg's #1 fan never got to see the suspicious "missing child board" receipts. I think he'd change his tune then.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

"Derek darling" "Yes, my sweet" "Instead of buying me sponge tape, sponge wedges, filters, filter pads, foam pads, and those rather attractive but nonetheless cumbersome 24 packs of toilet tissue, perhaps you might like to run down to WalMart and buy me a pair of pink frilly knickers and a GODDAMN TRAILER LOAD OF !#$@#!%#@#@ SANITARY NAPKINS, YOU HAIRY FACED SAWHORSE WIPER!"

(Submitted by Carie)

Momma, I promise I won't let anyone see my dirty pillows or my hairy scar! I promise! Please let me go the the prom!

(Submitted by Roberta )

Hairy Scar!!?? Okay... there's got to be some reason... K, Halloween is over. K, it must have been on sale, and it's to be used for next halloween... right?!! At a buck a piece, who could turn down that offer?!!

(Submitted by cmp )

Has anybody found that Childrens Board yet?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

U WEAR GIRL UNDERWEAR? I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

(Submitted by Patrick Merrill )

I am glad to see the purchase of Purex. It is the best laundry detergent money can buy. It gets your clothes just as clean as Tide or All, but is only a fourth of the price. The Purex should keep his girls briefs very clean. Speaking of which, I thought ladies underwear is always called panties. I have never heard of girls briefs. I hope he is happy with his 35 mm film and his hair scar. I wish I had some hair scar!

(Submitted by Josey )

One thing you can always count on from Wal-mart is that you'll walk out with two big hairy scars. It's traumatic really.

(Submitted by Josey )

At a bargain, no less. Only a dollar!

(Submitted by kat )

good to see you finally potty trained the brat...underwear instead of dri-bottoms, yay!

(Submitted by Usagi )

This was my anniversary, and interestingly enough, my husband made the exact same purchases. We had a swingin' time that night.

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Film.. check... girls briefs, check. Hairy Scars.. check.. Invitation for Darryl Marchetta... check. Visqueen and Crisco.. oops. <door opens, closes and car starts, drives off>