Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Mr. Winky)

OOOOO!!! I get to be the first to post!!! THere isn't a Wal*Mart near my house, so i have to shop ther through others. It's cheaper that way too.

(Submitted by redpaw)

You could always SHOP ONLINE AT WWW.WAL-MART.COM

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

THE COLD, STERILE INTERNET CANNOT POSSIBLY MATCH THE SHEER BRILLIANT CUSTOMER SERVICE WORK OF ONE MATT KRIEG, MANAGERIAL GOD. THIS IS BLASPHEMY.

(Submitted by twerp)

Matt Krieg is evil. He killed Ryan Hoage. Enough said.

(Submitted by Satori7)

Yes. Matt Krieg is the anti-Ryan! Ryen Hoage could out-satisfy Matt Krieg with his good eye tied behind his back!

(Submitted by April)

I wish *I* had a GV60WT SW. No fair!

(Submitted by RYAN HOAGE'S #1 FAN)

OH YEAH? MATT KRIEG IS THE ONE WHO KIDNAPS CHILDREN AND STEALS THEIR CLASS RINGS! RYAN HOAGE FOREVER! THOUGH HE IS GONE, HIS LEGACY WILL LIVE ON!

(Submitted by d-rock)

I think Ryan stole Matt's childrens' board. It's not listed anymore.

(Submitted by Cheri)

Need more light bulbs again? Switching to Electrasol from Auto Dish TA? You're changing too fast for me, Derek.

(Submitted by trigger finger)

Derek, man, Electrasol won't make your pot grow any faster (but it will thicken up the moustache that Tiger Woods- lookin Grinch that stole Christmas is always sportin.

(Submitted by Hoots Mon)

Can you buy a matching Celt hgr set?

(Submitted by macboysf)

Derek, Cash again. If you need help getting back on your feet, don't be embarrassed to ask! We are your friends!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHERE IS RYAN? PLEASE TELL ME! HELP!

(Submitted by Mary Pantaloons )

That Matt Krieg, he's such a joker.

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Isn't Daryl Marchetta a Rush song?

(Submitted by kuroneko )

*gasp* derek didn't use a visa or a check to pay...he used...dare i say it...CASH