Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Owen)

I can't believe on a receipt with SUEDE BOOTY that no one has posted. There's a huge discussion on lizards with racing stripes, but no one has thought to comment about the potential of Derek's apparent Elvis-fetishistic, wrapped, taped, and tagged Christmas present of soft, smooth, and supple SUEDE BOOTY.

(Submitted by Billybob)

Personally I prefer velvet booty.

(Submitted by Finbar)

ok....i have to ask. What IS Suede Booty?????

(Submitted by Chris A.)

One thing that has always struck me odd with Wal*Mart is their strange-ass approach to pricing. What is with ending prices with '7's and '4's? Good old Target does it the American way. Everything ends with .99!

(Submitted by RYAN HOAGE'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PRICE! THINGS WOULD BE BETTER IF HE HADN'T KILLED RYAN AND TAKEN OVER WALMART! DOWN WITH MATT KRIEG!

(Submitted by ugh)

I don't work at a WalMart, but let me go out on a limb. I think WalMart's price reflects the number of times the item has been marked down. If the price ends in 99, it's new and hasn't been marked down yet. If it's 94, it's been marked down 5 times. Once it gets too low, they can easily tell what goods aren't selling and ship all that stuff off to some large lot wholesaler. Just a guess.

(Submitted by Freakin Motard)

You paid 10 bucks for a Suede Booty??? What a Rip off!!!

(Submitted by medic prosthetic)

I wish I had a friend nice enough to send me a surprise gift-wrapped suede booty (and the attachment tape).

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Not more sponge tape is it, Derek? Maybe that woman of yours has developed a strange - how would you put it - interest in all things adhesive?

(Submitted by someone who is politically correct)

Notice Wal*Mart's way of saying "Season's Greetings and Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"? Very p.c. Where's Bill Maher when you need him?

(Submitted by Harry Casey)

Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your suede booty

(Submitted by Harry Casey)

Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your suede booty

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

A CHEAP PIECE OF ASS! COOL!

(Submitted by Usagi )

That's an awful lot of tape. Must be a pretty big booty.

(Submitted by seen it all )

I have worked at walmart, and their pricing has nothing to do with the times marked down..the first time an item takes a price cut, the price ends in 00..double zeros. Other than that, any number is the first given price to an item

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Y'know, if you joined up with a bunch of pirates, you wouldn't have to find it at Walmart. Then again, you'd have to buy like, life jackets and stuff. Then again, any self-respecting pirate doesn't shop Wal-Mart. AAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Sweet lil' Angel )

I'm sorry to have to say I never recieved my birthday gift.. (you know the gift wrapped suede booty with lots of tape) you could have atleast called to say happy b- day!!

(Submitted by Sweet lil' Angel )

I'm sorry to have to say I never recieved my birthday gift.. (you know the gift wrapped suede booty with lots of tape) you could have atleast called to say happy b- day!!

(Submitted by Sweet lil' Angel )

I'm sorry to have to say I never recieved my birthday gift.. (you know the gift wrapped suede booty with lots of tape) you could have atleast called to say happy b- day!!

(Submitted by CLY )

It's my birthday and you got me booties.