Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by FIRST! )

wooHOO

(Submitted by :- )

110 film? They still make that?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Third poster happy-dance!! Oooooh, a FUZZY BUNNY. I loooooooooooove bunnies!!!!!!

(Submitted by Andre )

Destiny to Daddy: "Oh Daddy Daddy! It's Easter, I'm so excited, what did you buy me?" Daddy: "Hold on Destiny, just hold on, I've got a great big surprise for you, I lashed out this year, my Aim'n'Flame and Dri-Bottoms stocks finally came up trumps." Destiny to Daddy (with somewhat sour look on her face): "You bought me some crummy bandages and 76 cents worth of Easter eggs?? You're dumped! What happened to that frikn 102 Dalmatians video I've been whining for all this time?? I'm trading you in for Ronald McDonald!"

(Submitted by Kermit )

I thought FUZZY was a bear?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

No Kermit, you're confusing it with "Fuzzy Wuzzy"... now he was a bear, but he had no hair. Which led everyone in the neighborhood to say Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy, was he?

(Submitted by Terry )

Y'know, I've got EXACTLY these same items in my overnight bag...'cept I paid a helluva lot more for my FUZZY BUNNY...must not be the anatomically correct model...

(Submitted by Terry )

I know Chiq, I know...

(Submitted by :- )

I think Kermit's bear is Fozzie, who has hair. But FuzzyWuzzy reminds me of the peanut who sat on the railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Along came the 6:15, TOOT TOOT peanut butter! NOw then, if you tied the Fuzzy Bunny to those tracks would he exude eggs and jelly beans? Or would he be flat enough to wrap in foil and put into an envelope for storage in a file cabinet? Maybe he could be bandaged up though...

(Submitted by testing123 )

I wonder if you can put links to <A HREF="http://www.kmart.com">alternate shopping choices</A> in here? If so this could be a great place to advertise sites if you wanted to attract wacky people

(Submitted by Fellow Bunny )

Oh, please don't hurt the BUNNY. I beg of you!

(Submitted by Holmes )

One time, I put the batteries in backwards in my FUZZY BUNNY, and he kept coming...and coming...and coming...

(Submitted by Wet Bottom )

What ever happened to the good-old days when we were buying Dri Bottoms everyother day?

(Submitted by Wet Bottom )

What ever happened to the good-old days when we were buying Dri Bottoms everyother day?

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Are you sure those are JELLY BEANS? Are they FUZZY?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

For those who haven't had the opportunity to see a picture of Derek or the "baby" everyone is so quick to talk about just enter the following URL into the URL box. www.angelfire.com/mo2/rustymetal/derekwalmart.h tml =-=-=- Timmy!

(Submitted by qwertyasdf )

either delete the dang space or just copy the following instead angelfire.com/mo2/rustymetal/derekwalmart.html

(Submitted by "nuther option )

or you can detele lots of spaces... a n g e l f i r e . c o m / m o 2 / r u s t y m e t a l / d e r e k w a l m a r t . h t m l (yet another option)

(Submitted by Lop )

Ah, you had to get some more time for your Tracfone already!

(Submitted by Wet Bottom )

What ever happened to the good-old days when we were buying Dri Bottoms everyother day?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WEAR MY PINK PJS IN THE SUMMER WHEN IT'S HOT. I WEAR MY PINK PJS IN THE WINTER WHEN IT'S NOT. AND SOMETIMES IN THE SPRING TIME. AND SOMETIMES IN THE FALL. AND SOMETIMES I SLIP BETWEEN THE SHEETS WITH NOTHING ON AT ALL!

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Aha! With nothing on at all, it's your FUZZY BUNNY I'm seeing!

(Submitted by beaver cleaver )

on February 28 of 1997, Marco (the first one) had a very perceptive comment, I don't have time to repeat his analysis of Derek's purchases. Can someone do the follow up, and let us all know if it has changed? Thanx

(Submitted by frappiccuno )

if you have this much extra time, maybe you should individually wrap each jelly bean in foil...i mean...come on-you bought 2 bags of beans and 2 rolls of foil! what else is there to do??

(Submitted by Belushi )

ALUM FOIL? Hey, that's wot we did in Animal House.

(Submitted by Kelly )

Must....get...image of NYCFASHIONGIRL naked in bed...out of ....mind.....going...insane .....

(Submitted by Kelly )

Hey, why did Derek buy a phone card with 0 minutes on it? Why did he buy a phone card, period? Forget to pay the ol' phone bill again derek?

(Submitted by Reverand Jim )

File Cab under "need to buy a reliable car."

(Submitted by lieu )

wtf is a fuzzy bunny? are they better than furry ones? do they have bad memories or wot?

(Submitted by :- )

Derek: Would it be possible to register nicks here so that no one could impersonate someone else easily? Just wondering. Maybe you could even get some kind of program at WalMart.

(Submitted by rich little )

who wood do something like that?

(Submitted by Impersonation Police )

Ok, who's been impersonated here? Am I going to have to kick some imposter-butt with my FUZZY BUNNY slippers on?!

(Submitted by :- )

I've also heard that occasionally someone may use a fake email address here, but I haven't been able to verify that yet.

(Submitted by newbie )

Sorry in advance about my probably obvious Q here, but why is the TC always obliterated? Even when our favorite Fargo shopper pays cash? What's the point of blocking the code? signed, curiously concerned

(Submitted by TCBY )

Wailp, newbie, ah hates tuh say it, but TC ALWAYS has a bit too much GRT VALUE fer his own good...thas why he's always obliterated...an' he ain't got no code, is jus' allergies...Ah thank it's the FUZZY BUNNY what's doin' it...

(Submitted by i worship derek, the lord formerly known as savior )

Tsk Tsk. Another horrible typo. They're really JOLLY beans and they are being sold reeeally out of season. As soon as you bite into those strangely red and green beans you will most likely spit them back out; they are stale. Also i think that it is interesting that nobody has mentioned "yeah, he NEEDS a filing cabinet to keep all his receipts in". I will pretend somebody DID say it and comment as follows: That was actually yet another typo, it's really a flieing cab, a big yellow one. Derek was telling me the other day how he wanted to go into a side-business. Honestly it kinda surprises me that he decided to be a cabby, he seemed to have been leaning towards becoming a juggler on stilts. Timmy!

(Submitted by Krake )

AGGHH!! My brain is bleeding green blood. It's because of the trauma of trying not to believe that the voices in my head are really there. My psychogist tells me the voices are possibly in my feet, so i'm a little confused. The voices are arguing about whether they are really there! I ate two fish hooks but the voices still won't go away. I'm gonna sue whoever wrote that book.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Here Krake, wrap this ALUM FOIL around your head, then put this BANDAGE on over it. That'll make the voices stop. And the FOIL might even get you better reception on the TV if you sit real close.

(Submitted by Chiquita again, then going away for dinner )

Newbie, for the real answer to your question (although TCBY's is much more fun), go to the BBS page (http://lightning.prohosting.c om/~receipts/bbs/) and read the posts beginning on 2/12/01 (subject: The end of the receipt site?) and the follow-up posts beginning on 2/23/01 (subject: WalMart ... gives changes thumbs up). That should explain things very nicely. And welcome! Here, have this COUNTER CARD as your special gift.

(Submitted by newbie :- )

Ahh, IC. thx chiq. I'll figure this thing out yet. (damn my addictive personality, again) So they don't want the return codes showing. Makes me want to start a collection or something lol. I also see derek collects our IP addys, prolly counts the ones from WallyWorld domains as well. Fairly accurate data, to a point I guess. If there is any point at all. Anyhow, thanks again chiq, and heres a clay pot for a thaknk you gift.

(Submitted by dyke )

dyke

(Submitted by Abs )

can someone unwrap these bandages please, my arms and legs are getting pins & needles......

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*quickly peeling BANDAGES away* There Cakes, the feeling should be returning any moment to your limbs.

(Submitted by Abi-cakes )

Phew - that's a relief.....anything to stop me eating the JELLY BEANS...! Now - who's good at massage?

(Submitted by Terry )

Y'know, you two are giving me a FUZZY BUNNY...

(Submitted by Abs )

Would you like to borrow lieu's NADS - they're great for a FUZZY BUNNY, apparently.....

(Submitted by Terry )

I'll pass, thanks, but at least we've got some 110 FILM...although I haven't had anything to put it (the film) in since the 70's...great stuff for taking pics of Volare's I hear...

(Submitted by :- )

Put the film in the File Cab...wrap it in foil first and seal it with a bandage. You may even fit it into an envelope before you file it.

(Submitted by in lieutrician of alec trician )

110... 220... wotever it takes.

(Submitted by c. deville )

110 film? we're 8 dalmations short. better cut a couple up...

(Submitted by susie )

Where exactly is Wisconsin?

(Submitted by susie )

Where have all the Dallies gone? (long time pa-a-ssing) (da da da dum) where have all the Dallies gone? (long time agoooo)

(Submitted by me )

FUZZY BUNNY???? Kinky!

(Submitted by Glenn )

Way too funny!!!! And I thought collecting belly button hair was fun.

(Submitted by cindy )

it's nice to know that 102 dalmations was coming out...i guess