Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by :- )

amI? could I be? YES! First twice in a row! (Blows nose with facial tissu)

(Submitted by :- )

amI? could I be? YES! First twice in a row! (Blows nose with facial tissu)

(Submitted by :- )

now I know that reloading the page can repost the entry. I won't do THAT again. Plus, it got a white glob on the reciept, which even the 409-soaked tissu can't seem to remove. I guess I'll try 800 new ways to remove that second post...

(Submitted by Sam I Am )

Will he be wiping some WHITE GLOBs off his face with some FACIAL TISSU?

(Submitted by El Dan )

I can understand buying the tissues, but he had to buy the white globs too? That's just being lazy.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHITE GLOB? GHOSTBUSTERS! I AIN'T AFRIAD OF NO GHOST, I GOT CHORE BOY!

(Submitted by Cakes )

Hey Terry - TISSU's for your FUZZY BUNNY!!

(Submitted by White Glob Man )

I've got plenty of WHITE GLOB if you girls want some ! Cums in many flavours - salt 'n' vinigar is best !

(Submitted by Shakes )

Y'know, if he spent more time in the shower, he wouldn't need so many TISSU's...the WHITE GLOB's just rinse away...'course, sometimes ya gotta help 'em along with your foot, but...

(Submitted by Cakes )

too much information.......!!!!

(Submitted by buttocks )

oh hell, don't tell me he's two-faced.

(Submitted by GlobGirl )

800 New Items and he chose the X-rated WHITE GLOB... wonder if the buyers in Hardware could forecast what a hit the GLOBs would be.

(Submitted by Terry )

OK, hardware and paint...that's two, where's the other 798 items? Howdy Cakes...ya gotta give the guy credit for havin' balls, eh?...if I had a receipt with WHITE GLOB's and FACIAL TISSU's on it, I believe it woulda gotten lost somewhere between the front door and the Volare...

(Submitted by Ricardo Montelbahn )

"Woooaaoooooh"

(Submitted by Abi-Cakes )

nope, sorry Ter - I can't help it, it was the foot bit that did it for me - pass the TISSU please!!!

(Submitted by lullabye )

long time no writin'!!!!! remember me Chiq? R U still here, too? I gtg, but I'll wirte more l8er. ps. didja miss me???!!!!

(Submitted by LIZ )

Why do I keep coming to this site? I am strangely addicted.

(Submitted by Chiq )

I'm not even gonna mention the WHITE GLOB and the... you know... *whispering* nanner. lullabye, your name is familiar, give me a receipt date to go back to. And love the abbreviations, it's kind of like figuring out a puzzle.

(Submitted by Abi-cakes )

Chiq - I think lullabye was the other Chiq a few receipts back.....when we had the name changing session?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Ahhhh, yes, I remember now. Thanks Cakes! Snog! Psssst... watch out for Terry's WHITE GLOB... he'll tell you it's just a FUZZY BUNNY, but it's a trick.

(Submitted by Terry )

Hey Chic! Ever kiss a FUZZY BUNNY between the ears?

(Submitted by exziler@or )

my friend was married to a crazy liz. he called her zil the barbarian. are you one and the same?

(Submitted by the write brother )

speaking of refills, it's too bad birds have to have shells and aren't born live with umbilical cords. wouldn't it be neat if a momma bird could teach her young to fly while they're all still attached to her... kinda like a supertanker and a bunch of little re-fuelers? that would be really cool. i gotta go... it's time for my medicine.

(Submitted by Scarface )

Just what I need...double WHITE GLOB's on the hood of my Volare...

(Submitted by Andre )

Dear Chiqca, I'm so glad you didn't bring up (ahem) the old white globe incident. It says something that it's only now, months later, that Derek's felt the courage to buy one again. Tell me, Chiqca, did you ever get over the problems with your body's rejection of the prosthetic colon?

(Submitted by Liz )

No, I am not crazy. I am just a bored housewife with too much time on my hands.

(Submitted by Coach )

Hot Damn!!! Liz, wanna go on a picnic???

(Submitted by Cakes )

Liz - if Coach offers to show you his FUZZY BUNNY - just say no!!!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Andre, SHHHHH! I thought we made a pact never to speak of the *whispering* WHITE GLOBE/PEN incident ever again. The physical scars have healed, but the emotional scars remain & therapy is coming along slowly. My therapist says my obsessive need for a FUZZY BUNNY is directly related to the GLOBE/PEN trauma.

(Submitted by :- )

My neck hurts from reading the crooked receipt for three days. I hope derek gets the next one more square.

(Submitted by Jackie Webster )

I've always been dumbfounded, comfounded, and astounded, at the anti-anal retentiveness of our fearless leader, to allow such erratic, syncopatic, erroneous, nay, felonious behaviour of the receipt scans is an egregious, discourteous, not to mention, scandalous mis- direction of our eyetitude...and on a related topic, I would like to also suggest to our first poster, that two in a row is not possible, plausible, nor sensible, as it takes three to make a row...the correct terminology would be "two in SUCCESSION". Damn, I hope I spelt everthing write...

(Submitted by :- )

Ahh your spelling is fine. It's your pronounciation that's in error. It was two in a 'row' (sounds like cow). My posts seemed to be battling for priority before my very eyes....

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

What could WalMart invent in the way of new hardware items? Two-headed hammers so you can Push and Pull at the same time? Saw-camels instead of saw-horses? Saws with dentures (instead of teeth)?

(Submitted by susie )

Upside-down jigblades for use in Australia?

(Submitted by :- )

Left-handed hammers, metric adjustable wrenches, and solar flashlights come to mind...

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

Beaver Cleaver, I've been working on your request from the last receipt. Just hold on, I have to master Filemaker Pro. Meanwhile, would you like to know that this is the third time he's visited operator number 113? It's the second time 113 has been at checkout 3, the first time was at checkout 11 on 6 March 99.

(Submitted by The smiling carpenter with the 801st new item )

Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning.

(Submitted by susie )

Did Dally say goodbye before she left?

(Submitted by Shannen )

I hope the hardware and paint are new items. Used paint just doesn't seem like it'd be a big seller.

(Submitted by beaver cleaver )

Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken, thank you! I will be anxiously awaiting your info.

(Submitted by sandybeachbum )

I was just wondering if you have ever added up all the receipts to see how much you have spent over the years?

(Submitted by Liz )

Coach, I am afraid my husband would not like it if I went on a picnic with you. However, I am sure your fuzzy bunny is very nice!!

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

so i was at this one site and it had writing on it. I was so impressed i hit "reload". It still had writing on it!

(Submitted by Liz )

Dear SandyBeachBum, As I am a bored housewife who is not allowed on picnics with strange men, I have been adding and adding. So far, these are my totals: 1996: $94.74; 1997: $1373.03. My husband wants the computer now, so I have to quit adding, but rest assured that I will continue this endeavor tomorrow. I will, I repeat, will complete the task!! Also, I am quite curious to see the results myself!!

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

Dear Liz and sandybeachbum, I have all the info, come here my little chicklets under my enfolding singed wings in the confines of my recently rebuilt (with the aid of an old photograph) but decidedly comfy desert dwelling, and I will tell you all. Derek has so far spent $5972.20 at Wal-Mart since he keeping his receipts. In 1996 he spent $94.74 (only one shopping trip recorded), in 1997 $1,373.57 (I believe, Liz, your hubby's out by 54 cents), 1998 $1,916.13, 1999 (I was dreaming while I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray) $874.36 (not so many Dri-Bottoms, methinks), 2000 $1,186.02, and so far this year $527.38. Perhaps you'd like to know how much change he was given each year?... By the way, Liz, your husband's name isn't lexic0n, is it? He was so fearful you'd disapprove of his receipt habits, I think he hitched a ride with Aeneas out of this sinkhole.

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

ho-ma!

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

nobody visits the "I am" site!

(Submitted by Angie )

Well I wouldn't have paid for white "Glob" Seems to me if you'da aked you could have had some free from Coach! Still...would like to know what the refill was for?!

(Submitted by Liz )

Thanks so much for the info!! Some of the first receipts were difficult to read!! And no, my husband's name is Mike. But how could you know that? Again, thanks for figuring the totals; it was becoming quite tedious!!

(Submitted by SpookTheHamster )

mmmmmmmm. i like hamsters

(Submitted by SpookTheHamster )

you know derek, i can tell you a way to manufacture your own white glob at no more than the cost of a playboy magazine

(Submitted by richard gere (in lieu of dick gear) )

i prefer playgerbil myself.

(Submitted by susie )

Dear qwerty asdf, I think and I am...

(Submitted by i am bic pentameter )

i am dere more dan i am here. ya, isn't dis tru mutther? ya, dis tru.

(Submitted by madeline kahn )

it's twue! it's twue!

(Submitted by glenn campbell )

'i am' a lineman for the county.

(Submitted by neil diamond )

'i am' i cried.

(Submitted by devotee )

'i am' devo.

(Submitted by dick vixen )

'i am' not a crook.

(Submitted by Silkey )

Now ladies and gentlemen.. as you can see, OUR White Glob can kick any competitors ass. Here are the results of a recent test putting our White Glob, against a brand we'll call.. "White Glob X"....

(Submitted by Andrew )

What about the Dri Bottoms?

(Submitted by Lois )

Wish you were buying at 1907 It would make life a lot easier ot exchange things for our customers. I work at walmart and alwayis loose mine after a month or so.

(Submitted by Denise )

April 17th must be a special day.<br> Oh yea its my birthday.