Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Hello, Mr J.P. Morgan. I would like to come work for you. I can broke the best real estate in Fargo. Why, even the drugstore down on the corner of Elm & Main has enjoyed my presence. Here is my portfolio, made only this morning outta colored pencils and that special roll of PPG paper ...

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Me thinks someone's daughter has a school project to be completed this weekend.

(Submitted by no more school )

Back to school shopping already?

(Submitted by Gabrielle )

This receipt's looking a bit rumpled, not quite up to par. What's up with that? What movie did you get? Something with Barney in it, or maybe one of those "...of Steel" vids?

(Submitted by Tracy Lords )

I didn't know Wal Mart sold porn videos. Go shopping for school supplies AND get the latest in adult entertainment "Big 'uns: The Movie"

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

The Big'uns must be the white globes. With body wash needed after

(Submitted by Webster )

Chiq, I believe that should be "I thinks"...

(Submitted by Marlene )

you forgot the paste! every kindergardener needs a snack now and then!

(Submitted by Tina )

First Post!!! Been reading them for a while. I just wanted to say this was a great topic last night at dinner. My friends were really cracking up at some of this stuff. Thanks for the laughs!!!

(Submitted by Thomas from Accounting )

Less than five year-olds don't need folders! or crayons, markers, colored pencils, scissors, pencils, and especially no white globs! At preschool don't they just play with blocks and fake kitchens and stuff?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Actually Webster, I must disagree. I think it shoulda been "I thunk." Hey Derek, it's every kid's dream to have that 64 pack of CRAYONs with all the cool colors & a sharpener. An 8 pack is quite a let down for a kid...

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

they let kindergarteners have markers now. ill bet that is a wonderful thing to have to clean up when she comes home. what is a ppg rolling????

(Submitted by newboy )

All these art and craft purchases (and video!) and no tape? Derek, Whats going on..... (Great deal on the Reg 0.68 by the way, get yours today, whilst stocks last, your home is at risk if you do not lock your door)

(Submitted by Ebrodog )

That's an impressive portfolio you have there.

(Submitted by Huh? )

ahhhh yes....... we can use those pencils, markers and crayons on the 2 white globes. Or perhaps we should use the body wash?

(Submitted by Pee Wee )

Connect the dots, lah lah lah!!!

(Submitted by Fred Farkle )

PPG Rolling? Pretty Pink Girls?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT U MAKING?

(Submitted by howdigethere )

thanks for making my night .... was having a real bummer of a life then spent some time at your site .... funneeeeeeee ..... keep it up

(Submitted by Derek's Mom )

Don't run with those SCISSORS.

(Submitted by I. N. Stein )

Y'know, if you'd bought 158 of the $0.68's @ $0.33 each, netting you a nice little profit of $0.35 apiece, you coulda covered the whole bill plus they'd still owe you $0.11. Geez...

(Submitted by glowworm )

Awww, I'm feeling kind of sentimental. Here we've been following the receipts from cribs and dri-bottoms, and now we're up to the first day of school... Also, if I cashed my tax rebate check at Wal-Mart it wouldn't even cover a horse clock and a Chore Boy.

(Submitted by lieu )

don't bogart that ppg, especially if'n it's filtered.

(Submitted by Andre )

Omigod Chiqca, it's the return of the white globe.... And by the way, is Chastity already going to school? Aw, Derek, was it hard on the first day?

(Submitted by WalMartian )

For those who don't know (haven't read all the posts) WHITE GLOBE is actually a type of light bulb. For a $1.67 I bet he got the cheap Great Value one. I also notice he bought some clearance merchandise... Watch this guy come Christmas time, he doesn't pull much out of his wallet.

(Submitted by LOVEBUG )

YOU ONLY BOUGHT HER/HIM 8 FUCKING CRAYONS? HOW CHEAP CAN U GET? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OUT OF CRACK THAT DAY AND NEEDED TO PENNY-PINCH, DUMBASS.

(Submitted by Frances )

do you not believe in cash?? i mean ever???

(Submitted by CRAYON FREAK )

I LIKE TO EAT CRAYONS MAKES MY POOPIE COLORFULL AND FUN TO DO

(Submitted by PRO-GUY )

This is quite interesting!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Me thinks there is a Halloween Costume in the making...@ $9.96 that HAS to be a "How To Make a Halloween Costume" video.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

When I eat crayons, not only is my poop colorful, but I re- shape them into crayons and use my own personal built in "sharpener", if ya know what I mean... *wink nudge har har*